5 Folks You Don't Want as a Valentine

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published February 15, 2011

By Author - LawCrossing

02/15/11

First up is Charlie Sheen. Charges and accusations run the gamut with this highly paid celebrity. He's been arrested for assaulting prostitutes, abusing drugs and domestic assault. So fast does his world move, it's difficult to put into any discernible timeline the many legal woes. If Sheen calls you for a date, you're wise to politely decline. Unless, of course, you don't mind his attorney and drug counselor tagging along.

Ryan O'Neal's life has been anything but a ''love story'' in recent years. He and his son were both arrested together for suspicion of narcotics. Specifically, police say they discovered methamphetamine on the father and son. More recently, it's been leaked that O'Neal hit on his daughter, Tatum, at Farrah Fawcett's funeral. The pair have been estranged for years and he did not recognize her. This is one family affair no one should want to become a part of.

Kelsey Grammer walked down the aisle this weekend. Although his divorce from Camille Grammer was recently finalized, it wasn't his wedding march. His daughter, Spencer, who's 27, married her long time boyfriend. While that isn't necessarily strange, especially in Hollywood, his new fiance is the same age as his daughter and Grammer is planning yet another walk down the aisle later this month as he marries Kayte Walsh. Are you keeping up? That's one divorce and two marriages in about forty-five days for the award winning actor.

Even if Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were to divorce and he was suddenly on the market again, Cruise's strange attachment to Scientology is more than a little disturbing, especially now that a new book is due to be released on the faith that claims torture, abuse, kidnapping and rape are all a part of the teachings. It also claims the FBI has been investigating the group for years. The Cruise's will certainly have their hands full these days as they remain loyal to the group.

Of course, we'd be remiss if we didn't mention the disaster better known as Lady Gaga. Where to start? First, she appeared at the MTV Music Awards late last year in a dress made of raw meat. There was a point she was trying to make. We aren't sure what that point was, but we figured it couldn't get any worse, right? We were wrong. She appeared tonight at the Grammy Awards being carried in this monstrosity that resembles a conk shell on two-by-fours. Worse, her boy toys were wearing their underpants. Only their underpants. It was disturbing to watch and for that, there should be a law that makes it illegal.

You may not know who's going to be your Valentine, but at least you now know who it shouldn't be.
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